Manchester City fans vindicated after club found innocent of almost 1% of charges | NewsThump
SATIRE32 days ago|Discuss (0)|Sports
Article written by Rich Smith
Manchester City fans are celebrating a historic legal victory after being cleared of a full 0.87% of their 115 financial charges, insisting the one innocent verdict completely invalidates the other 114 guilty ones. The murder analogy alone deserves a trophy cabinet of its own.
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Simon Williams has done the maths and frankly 114 out of 115 is practically an acquittal by any reasonable statistical standard.
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