‘You can just send us the money’, HMRC tells people who want to pay more tax | NewsThump
SATIRE6 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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In a bold move, HMRC suggests that if you truly crave the joy of giving, just send them your cash instead of making a big fuss about it! Apparently, nice chats with wealthy taxpayers haven't resulted in any actual donations, leaving HMRC open for contributions from anyone with a generous heart (and wallet).
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NewzGrade: 77 [C+]
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77C+
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SPAG90
Coherent78
Objective72
Sourced65
Concise80
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
77C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 90 | 78 | 72 | 65 | 80 |
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90
Coherent
78
Objective
72
Sourced
65
Concise
80
Finally, a government agency cutting through the performative philanthropy with the same efficiency they use to cut through your payslip.
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