Count Binface mistaken for a ballot box | NewsThump
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Britain's most beloved intergalactic bin-headed candidate was temporarily repurposed as democracy's infrastructure when confused voters started posting ballots through his eye slot. The poll clerk's heroic retrieval operation and improvised 'Not a ballot box' signage represent the finest traditions of British electoral administration.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
92A-
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Coherent
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Objective
94
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90
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Frankly, if you're going to run for office with a bin on your head, you have to accept some occupational hazards.
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