Man who spent last few years insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ now calling for RNLI to ignore migrant boats in the Channel | NewsThump
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Article written by Rich Smith
Derek Matthews, champion of 'All Lives Matter', turns out to be far less enthusiastic about lives when those lives are soggy, foreign, and inconveniently in the Channel. The piece skewers the breathtaking logical gymnastics of the performatively universal with surgical glee, culminating in a sociologist confirming what we all suspected: it's basically just one very large circle of arseholes.
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SPAG92
Coherent91
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Sourced85
Concise80
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
87B+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 92 | 91 | 88 | 85 | 80 |
87B+grade breakdown
SPAG
92
Coherent
91
Objective
88
Sourced
85
Concise
80
The Venn diagram joke alone deserves a BAFTA, a knighthood, and possibly its own constituency.
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