Fantasist claims to have seen water falling from the sky | NewsThump
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A brave Surrey man has gone public with his shocking eyewitness account of liquid water descending from the sky, leaving his community in chaos. The piece deadpans British weather as though it were an unverified paranormal event, which honestly isn't far off given how rarely the sun shows up.
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82B-
FDCBA
SPAG95
Coherent88
Objective85
Sourced70
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 11, 2026 at 03:31 AM
82B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 95 | 88 | 85 | 70 | 70 |
82B-grade breakdown
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95
Coherent
88
Objective
85
Sourced
70
Concise
70
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