Andy Burnham uses Emergency Alerts system to announce Oasis tour dates | NewsThump
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Andy Burnham, Greater Manchester's most devoted Manc, has apparently repurposed the nation's emergency broadcast infrastructure to serve its highest possible calling: Oasis tour logistics. It's the most efficient use of government technology since the invention of the strongly-worded press release.
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Honestly, given Oasis ticket demand, an emergency alert was the responsible public safety measure.
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