Trump targets crucial gullible moron vote with promise of $5,000 they’ll definitely get this time | NewsThump
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Article written by Rich Smith
Trump is dangling a shiny $5,000 promise in front of voters who have definitely, absolutely, no-question-about-it received all their previous promised windfalls. The joke hinges on the delicious repetition of 'which they'll definitely get this time,' doing most of the heavy lifting while the body wisely quits while it's ahead.
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SPAG88
Coherent78
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Sourced55
Concise82
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 10, 2026 at 02:41 PM
75C
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Truly a bold electoral strategy, targeting the only demographic that's still waiting for their MAGA-promised Mexican check to clear.
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