Nigel Farage celebrates successfully spending £250,000 of our money to pause investigation into his finances for five weeks | NewsThump

Farage pulled off the political equivalent of calling in sick to avoid a meeting, only to have to show up the following Monday and sit through the exact same meeting. The piece milks the beautiful circular absurdity for all it's worth, landing its best punch with 'the world's most expensive snooze button' and never letting go of the deadpan throughout.