Reform vows to end ‘divisive identity politics’ with new housing policy based entirely on your identity | NewsThump
SATIRE11 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Rich Smith
Reform UK has heroically declared war on identity politics by introducing a housing policy that sorts people into boxes based entirely on their identity — a bold innovation in the ancient art of not noticing what you're doing. The real punchline, lovingly gift-wrapped in Richard Tice's own quotes, is that positive discrimination is only bad when you dislike the beneficiary, which is absolutely, definitely, completely different from what they're proposing.
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Tice's closing remarks have been forwarded to the Oxford English Dictionary as the definitive entry for 'irony'.
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