Rupert Lowe is the only man who can save UK from influx of immigrants, laments white man living on Caribbean island | NewsThump
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John Cleese argues that only Rupert Lowe can preserve 'Englishness' while he enjoys life on a Caribbean island that he insists should feel more like home. Meanwhile, the locals are confused as their slice of paradise takes on a decidedly 'quaint English town' vibe, courtesy of a man who really should consider investing in sunscreen instead of sovereignty.
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Cleese's commitment to making Nevis feel like a 'quaint English town' is exactly the kind of cultural enrichment nobody asked for but absolutely deserves a Fawlty Towers spin-off.
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