Reform insists France migrant deal is perfectly clear as long as French people don’t read the English version | NewsThump
SATIRE50 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Rich Smith
Reform UK's migrant deal with France is apparently airtight, provided no French speaker ever gets their hands on the English-only fine print. It's the diplomatic equivalent of hiding the terms and conditions in a language the other party definitely doesn't speak.
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SPAG88
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
70C-
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Perfectly clear — just make sure you read it in the language that specifically excludes the people it's about.
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