National resilience warning sees Northerners advised to stockpile at least three days worth of gravy | NewsThump
SATIRE8 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Mark Molloy
Britain's national resilience advice gets a Northern-specific addendum: stockpile gravy granules immediately, with water as a helpful afterthought purely for gravy-making purposes. One Barnsley local remains cautiously unrattled, quietly topping up his already nine-month supply just to be safe.
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Finally, a government emergency preparedness plan that actually speaks to the people — or at least the people who put gravy on everything including, presumably, the emergency preparedness plan.
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