Kids to dress as PHP in most terrifying Halloween ever | NewsThump
SATIRE7 days ago|Discuss (0)|Technology
Article written by Dan Sweryt
PHP, the programming language that haunts every web developer's nightmares, has been reimagined as the ultimate Halloween monster — more terrifying than vampires because it's already silently inside your house stealing your data AND your joie de vivre. The full-stack costume joke and the quantum computing sequel threat are genuinely clever payoffs that reward anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of legacy code.
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Truly the scariest costume of all time — at least a zombie won't leave your codebase full of SQL injection vulnerabilities and existential dread.
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