Shrinkflation on the Rise: Ticket Now Only Gets You One Duran | The Hard Times
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Shrinkflation has hit the concert industry so hard that your Duran Duran ticket now only covers one Duran, leaving fans furious and bassist John Taylor receiving tubas from Temu. The bit spirals gloriously into a full economic apocalypse where the Yeah Yeah Yeahs become simply 'the Yeah' and Kid Rock opens for a toddler cover band, all caused by 'entirely organic market forces.'
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Finally, an economist willing to address the existential threat of a world where !!! becomes just '!' and nobody can pronounce it even harder.
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