Suck It, Remax! Hard Times Has a Hot Air Balloon Now | The Hard Times

Hard Times has acquired a hot air balloon and is now personally declaring aerial warfare on Remax's suburban advertising dominance, armed with pins, tote bags, and absolutely no FAA clearance. The piece commits beautifully to the bit — complete with copper-wire theft, a singed intern, and an ominous warning to Goodyear — as a broke punk publication attempts to rebrand itself as a sky-based menace to the real estate industrial complex.