Ed Sheeran successfully maintains impartiality by sacking man who wants to end a genocide and appeasing a pro-Isreal billionaire on Epstein’s list | NewsThump

Ed Sheeran, described with devastating accuracy as 'the nation's favourite wet lettuce,' managed to alienate pro-Palestinian fans by dropping Macklemore while simultaneously cozying up to a pro-Israel billionaire with questionable social calendars. The joke skewers the singer's attempt to brand spinelessness as diplomatic neutrality, which is a much harder trick to pull off than a Shape of You key change.