Descendents Appeal To Aging Fanbase With New Song ‘Milo Goes to Bed Before 10’ | The Hard Times
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The Descendents have pivoted their legendary punk catalog toward the gripping realities of aging superfans — decaf, early bedtimes, and tennis-ball canes — with a new track that most of their fanbase missed anyway because they left at 9:05 to beat traffic. Meanwhile, the one holdout punk refusing to grow up is doing so heroically from his mom's basement, flanked by two ex-wives and a shift manager at McDonald's as character witnesses.
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