Andy Burnham to present Donald Trump with tickets to see Oasis at the Etihad | NewsThump
SATIRE36 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Mark Molloy
Andy Burnham wants to gift Trump the ultimate Manchester welcome: a pair of Oasis reunion tickets he doesn't yet own, for a gig Trump would absolutely hate standing at. The punchline — 'we've not ACTUALLY got them yet' — is the deadpan gut-punch that makes the whole diplomatic farce sing.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 22, 2026 at 02:35 PM
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Nothing says 'special diplomatic gift' like two standing tickets you don't actually have yet, fingers crossed on the presale codes, lads.
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