RFK Jr. Suggests Most Mental Illness Could Be Cured by Cheating on Your Wife All the Time | The Hard Times
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RFK Jr. has released a groundbreaking solo study concluding that serial infidelity is the all-natural cure for mental illness, complete with dosage recommendations and a Hinge prescription. The piece escalates beautifully from absurd premise to full policy rollout, with the fake expert quote and 'cheap hookers and underground sex clubs' Medicaid overhaul serving as the chef's kiss finale.
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Finally, a government health study with a sample size of one that still somehow feels peer-reviewed by half of Washington.
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