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Richard Tice confirms he prefers his wine, like his humans, ‘English and white’ | NewsThump

SATIRE15 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Lucas Wilde
Reform MP Richard Tice has accidentally revealed that his enthusiasm for 'English whites' applies equally to his wine rack and his worldview, with the two becoming increasingly indistinguishable after glass number two. His own party spokesperson confirms that Tice reaches full eugenics-adjacent territory in roughly half the drinks it takes a standard Reformer, which is either a talent or a problem depending on how you feel about efficiency.
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Richard Tice confirms he prefers his wine, like his humans, ‘English and white’
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Richard Tice's wine preferences are disturbingly well-paired with his political philosophy, though sommelier-level eugenics discourse is admittedly a niche tasting note.

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