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King Charles criticised for arriving in Caribbean with cornrows | NewsThump

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Article written by Nathan Cowley
King Charles touched down in the Caribbean apparently having gone full cultural immersion, cornrows, 'bomboclat' and all, while somehow managing to ask about Usain Bolt in a country that has never once fielded a bobsleigh team. The caviar-with-plantain order and the brief 'I could buy this whole country' rant suggest his advisors may want to revisit the briefing notes before Guyana.
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King Charles criticised for arriving in Caribbean with cornrows
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Frankly, the bobsleigh line alone deserves a knighthood.

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