The Next Trump? This IT Chud Keeps Threatening To Delete Civilization Game From My Work Laptop | The Hard Times
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A deeply aggrieved office worker draws a meticulous moral equivalence between Trump's apocalyptic foreign policy threats and his IT guy's campaign to delete his Civilization game from his work laptop. The piece escalates beautifully from measured political commentary to unhinged outrage over imperiled trade routes and a looming Warmonger penalty.
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Roark Parker is clearly a war criminal and the Hague should be notified immediately about the threatened Civilization save-file sanctions.
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