Chuck Schumer Vows Democrats Will Make Iran War More Affordable | The Hard Times
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Chuck Schumer heroically pledges that Democrats will bring fiscal responsibility to bombing campaigns, ensuring every civilian casualty is properly audited and cost-effective. Trump Jr., meanwhile, warns that budget-conscious warmongering is basically sharia law, and someone should probably be tried for economic treason about it.
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Finally, a bipartisan solution: both parties agree the Iran War should continue, they just disagree on who gets to mismanage it most efficiently.
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