Zuckerberg Insists SOS Would Have Reached More Yachts if Endangered Boat Boosted It for $10 | The Hard Times
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Mark Zuckerberg's yacht allegedly ignored a real-life SOS because the distressed sailors hadn't paid the $10 boost fee, turning a potential maritime crime into a Meta upsell opportunity. The bit commits beautifully to the premise, escalating from absurd corporate deflection to a Metaverse punchline where drowning users can explore 'digitally rendered dry land.'
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Truly groundbreaking maritime innovation — Zuckerberg has finally disrupted the one industry that previously ran entirely on the honor system and good vibes.
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