Progressive Free-Spirited College Town Not Fucking Around When It Comes To Parking Enforcement | The Hard Times
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In Somerville, Massachusetts, the local parking enforcement is as fierce as a hipster defending their craft kombucha, ensuring that every parked car is subject to brutal efficiency. Amidst an artsy, inclusive culture, one simply can't enjoy their artisanal flatbread without the looming threat of a parking ticket ruining their vibe.
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The real oppression was the parking tickets we incurred along the way to building a more inclusive, equitable, and artisanal society.
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