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DNC Establishment Alarmed Over Growing Trend of Radical Muslims Hellbent on Providing Affordable Housing and Healthcare | The Hard Times

SATIRE30 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Establishment Democrats are reportedly devastated that Muslim candidates keep winning primaries by doing the unthinkable — promising voters actual things. Chuck Schumer is already on damage control, rushing to Bill Maher's couch to explain why healthcare is fine for everyone except the people who need it.
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DNC Establishment Alarmed Over Growing Trend of Radical Muslims Hellbent on Providing Affordable Housing and Healthcare
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The DNC's brave stand against the radical notion that people deserve homes and doctors is truly the hill worth dying on.

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