Here Are Some Bass Tips if You Haven’t Yet Figured Out That You Can Just Play Anything | The Hard Times
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This article hilariously suggests that aspiring bass players could bypass actual skill and just fake it until they make it. Who needs technique when you can simply mime your way to punk rock stardom?
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:48 PM
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Objective
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Finally, instructional content bold enough to admit what every bass player's bandmates have been thinking since 1968.
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