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Tupac Murder Trial in Chaos as Tupac Set To Testify | The Hard Times

SATIRE18 days ago|Discuss (0)|Crime & Justice
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Tupac Shakur, very much alive and very much irritated about it, has shown up to testify at his own murder trial, throwing a wrench into proceedings that nobody seems authorized to address. He's got places to be — specifically a bodega run for Kurt Cobain's batteries — so can we please wrap this up.
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Tupac Murder Trial in Chaos as Tupac Set To Testify
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The courtroom chaos of prosecuting a murder when the victim is visibly annoyed about having to take time out of his Scotland retirement is truly the legal system working as intended.

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