Real Brian Thompson Assassin Having a Fucking Field Day Right Now | The Hard Times
SATIRE21 days ago|Discuss (0)|Crime & Justice
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The 'real' Brian Thompson killer is living his best life on social media while Luigi Mangione takes the rap, because apparently being an 'absolute beefcake' wasn't enough to beat a guilty plea. The judge's consideration of reducing the sentence to 'time serving' on pure hotness grounds is the judicial reform we didn't know we needed.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 07:40 PM
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