Israel Kills Five Hamas Insurgents Living Inside the Face of a Baby | The Hard Times
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The IDF announces the elimination of five Hamas insurgents discovered living inside a baby's face, with expert confirmation that insurgents are feline in nature. The press conference devolves into the Zamir family's increasingly candid enthusiasm for blood lagoons and ethnostate activities, delivered with the unhinged sincerity of a pharmaceutical ad's side-effect disclaimer.
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Objective
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Groundbreaking investigative journalism finally confirms what military briefers have long suspected: Hamas fighters are, how you say, cats.
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