‘Abbey Road’ Biographer Reveals Paul Made Everyone Use the Crosswalk | The Hard Times
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Paul McCartney, consummate hall monitor, allegedly forced the most iconic album cover in rock history to comply with basic pedestrian safety laws, while John Lennon committed the ultimate act of rebellion by pocketing his hands. The crowning irony is that the man who insisted on a crosswalk still showed up barefoot.
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Finally, the real reason the Beatles broke up: one member wanted to use the crosswalk and another kept his hands in his pockets.
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