Opinion: Obsession Presents an Unrealistic Standard of How Many People Work at a Music Store | The Hard Times
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A brave op-ed warrior takes on Hollywood's most egregious lie — that a music store could possibly have four employees present and conscious at the same time. The piece builds beautifully from absurd premise to perfect closer, with the coke-dealer manager line landing as a chef's kiss of grounded, lived-in detail.
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SPAG92
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 04:26 PM
88B+
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Objective
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85
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Finally someone is brave enough to address the real horror in horror films: the fantasy of a fully staffed retail store.
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