RSPCA branded ‘woke traitors’ for rescuing Afghan Hounds | NewsThump
SATIRE48 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Simon Ernesto Waters
Nigel Farage has declared war on the RSPCA for housing foreign-named dog breeds, invoking the Great Canine Replacement Theory while demanding British kennels for British dogs. The proposed Reform UK pet immigration system — featuring mandatory postman-barking tests and cricket knowledge — is frankly more coherent than anything they've put in an actual manifesto.
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The points-based cricket test for rescue dogs is the single greatest immigration policy proposal since the Magna Carta, and we fully support its implementation.
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