‘Firefighters pulled me from a burning ship at Pearl Harbour’ insists Donald Trump | NewsThump
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Article written by Mark Molloy
Trump has reportedly added 'dramatic naval rescue at Pearl Harbour' to his ever-expanding personal mythology, because apparently bone spurs only kept him out of Vietnam, not 1941. Sadly the article body is just a paywall, so we're left to imagine the glorious fake quotes ourselves.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 10, 2026 at 07:20 PM
59F
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 82 | 71 | 65 | 20 | 55 |
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82
Coherent
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Objective
65
Sourced
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Concise
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Absolutely credible — the man once claimed windmills cause cancer, so Pearl Harbour is practically understated.
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