10 Other Weapons From Spider-Man’s Rogues Gallery Ranked by How Likely They’ll Be Given to ICE | The Hard Times
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The Hard Times ranks Spider-Man villain tech by its ICE deployment potential, concluding that Doc Ock arms and corruption money are the agency's most natural fits. It's a listicle that commits hard to the bit, mixing comic book lore with pointed political jabs at roughly the pace of a man swinging between skyscrapers while also checking his phone.
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Giving federal agents four arms and no inhibitor chips is honestly just the most efficient government procurement decision since the Shocker gloves.
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