Audiophile Gets Hepatitis C From Dirty Vinyl Needle | The Hard Times
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A man contracts hepatitis C from a dirty vinyl needle in the most literal drug-addict metaphor ever conceived, complete with street corners, needle sharing, and an epidemiologist recommending all Lionel Richie fans get on PrEP. The bit commits beautifully to its double-meaning premise all the way through, culminating in a rose-thorn needle improvisation that would make any junkie — or audiophile — proud.
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Finally, a public health crisis that explains why audiophiles always look so sickly and self-righteous.
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