Benjamin Netanyahu confirmed as new support act for Ed Sheeran tour | NewsThump
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Article written by Nathan Cowley
Benjamin Netanyahu has been parachuted in as Ed Sheeran's support act after every other act quit over their inconvenient habit of having opinions. Sheeran, reading robotically from a Kraft-approved script, assures everyone that music has always been about suppressing your feelings — a message delivered with the kind of spine-free diplomacy that would make any fence very proud.
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Ed Sheeran's fence-sitting has finally found its natural musical accompaniment.
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