Belly Rub Canceled After Seeing How Close Dog’s Genitals Are to Stomach | The Hard Times
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A man in Hawaii is traumatized by the geographical proximity of his rescue dog's junk to his stomach, resulting in an aborted belly rub and one very offended dog. The piece escalates beautifully from relatable awkwardness to a dog expert casually explaining that belly rubs are just dogs asking for handjobs, and honestly, the logic checks out.
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Finally, a hard-hitting exposé on the anatomical injustice that has silently plagued dog-human relationships since the dawn of belly rubs.
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