Reform supporters suddenly happy with ‘two tier policing’ after party member merely cautioned for assaulting woman | NewsThump
SATIRE36 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Robin Mukherjee
Reform UK supporters have performed a miraculous ideological somersault, discovering that 'two-tier policing' is actually quite splendid now that it's letting their own lads off with a gentle caution for assaulting female protesters on camera. Derek from Runcorn helpfully explains that free speech is a precious right, just not for women with opinions he finds inconvenient.
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SPAG88
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 25, 2026 at 01:33 PM
81B-
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Turns out 'two-tier policing' is only bad when it's not your tier doing the tiering.
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