President Trump becomes mime due to lack of microphones | NewsThump
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Article written by Nathan Cowley
Deprived of microphones, Trump immediately went full mime — face paint, stripes, suspenders and all — while still performing his greatest hits of hand movements that onlookers noted were basically indistinguishable from his normal speaking style. The real punchline is that Marcel Marceau's ghost is reportedly filing a defamation suit.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 22, 2026 at 02:35 PM
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Finally, a Trump speech where the hand gestures do ALL the heavy lifting and we can confirm he's been playing an invisible accordion this whole time.
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