Mark Duplass Announces Plans To Show His Dick in Whatever Project He Does Next | The Hard Times
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Mark Duplass has boldly pledged to air out his full mumblecore anatomy across every future creative endeavor, from streaming series to tequila bottles, in the name of on-set comfort and artistic integrity. The piece escalates beautifully from noble feminist principle to 'the pirate' to a backwards-running horror villain, making it a genuinely tight comedic arc dressed in the language of a sincere Hollywood profile.
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Finally, a director committed enough to his craft to use his own genitals as a production value.
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