Frustrated scientists admit, ‘We may never have a vaccine for stupid’ | NewsThump
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Scientists have finally thrown in the lab coat and admitted that stupidity is fully vaccine-resistant, making it humanity's most tenacious and widespread chronic condition. Funding has been redirected toward a more achievable goal: a mild sedative that at least stops sufferers from posting their opinions online.
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Tragically, the control group kept refusing to take the placebo because they'd 'done their own research.'
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