Hollywood to Begin Working on New Horror Franchise ‘The Woman Who is Both Old and Naked’ | The Hard Times
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Hollywood has cracked the horror code by packaging the terrifying phenomenon of aging female bodies into a cinematic franchise, because apparently living past 50 without cosmetic surgery is scarier than a man with a chainsaw. The crowning touch is the leaked plot point that movie four's ultimate twist is a man having to listen to one of them.
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Finally, a franchise brave enough to confront the unspeakable horror of women who have simply existed for a long time.
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