Man celebrates successfully completing supermarket ‘big shop’ on his own, apart from the 43 text messages to his wife | NewsThump
SATIRE11 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
Article written by Mark Molloy
A brave husband attempts the solo supermarket shop and technically succeeds, provided you don't count the 43 texts, 7 FaceTimes, and the complete mental collapse triggered by the bread aisle. His wife's deadpan verdict — 'I may as well have just gone myself' — is the punchline that every married person has already lived at least twice.
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Simon Williams has heroically redefined 'doing it alone' as a 44-participant team effort, and we should all applaud his sacrifice.
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