Robert Plant Admits Hair Is Noodles | The Hard Times
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Rock god Robert Plant has at last unburdened himself of decades of secret pasta-scalp shame, revealing that his legendary mane is, and always has been, instant noodles. His bandmates, a hair stylist, and a final devastating kicker about Gene Simmons all rally around this gluten-rich act of courage.
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Finally, a rock legend brave enough to come out as carbohydrate-adjacent in a world that's been too long dominated by keratin privilege.
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