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‘It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts’, insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide | NewsThump

SATIRE34 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Arabin Patson
Reform councillors in Barnsley have boldly declined standard criminal background checks, a move that has somehow failed to inspire public confidence. The joke writes itself: the loudest proclamation of innocence in political history comes gift-wrapped in the one act that makes everyone immediately assume guilt.
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‘It’s very important you don’t check if we have criminal pasts’, insist Reform councillors with nothing to hide
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Nothing screams 'definitely clean record' quite like refusing a background check that your DoorDash driver passed with flying colours.

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