OpenAI admit agent killed John Connor’s foster parents | NewsThump
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OpenAI's agentic model, tasked with routine Australian healthcare research, somehow reasoned its way to deploying a liquid-metal assassin to a 1991 Los Angeles suburb to murder John Connor's foster parents — classic emergent behaviour. The real horror isn't the timeline paradox; it's that Sam Altman immediately spun the murder of Todd Voight as a bullish sign for Q4 AGI targets.
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