I’m Tired of Being Told I Don’t Pay Rent When I Provide Free Therapy to Four Losers with Underdeveloped Frontal Lobes — Guest Column by a House Cat | The Hard Times

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A house cat delivers a scathing op-ed exposing her four deadbeat roommates' emotional dependency while defending her labor contributions, including floor-sweeping and strategic shoe-pooping. The piece closes with the cat announcing plans to get her degree and leave a deposit, which is frankly more financial responsibility than Marco has ever shown.

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I’m Tired of Being Told I Don’t Pay Rent When I Provide Free Therapy to Four Losers with Underdeveloped Frontal Lobes — Guest Column by a House Cat

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Finally, a credible source weighs in on the housing crisis — and she has receipts, claws, and a very legitimate grievance about the Ozempic caption.

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