Pete Hegseth Announces All Young Men Will Be Drafted to Either RAW or SmackDown | The Hard Times
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Pete Hegseth has mandated that all military draftees must first survive a tour on RAW or SmackDown — because nothing prepares a soldier for war like cutting promos and taking finishers from Roman Reigns. The cherry on top is a president who apparently believes WWE is a legitimate combat sport, which, honestly, tracks.
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Finally, a military recruitment pipeline that rewards the truly essential combat skill of knowing how to sell a Stone Cold Stunner to 20,000 screaming fans.
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