Trump overheard asking President Xi if the pandas know kung fu | NewsThump
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Trump's diplomatic meeting with Xi Jinping went sideways when the President, a devoted Kung Fu Panda fan, spent the entire summit interrogating his counterpart about the pandas' martial arts credentials and expressed genuine grief that neither bear was named Po. US-China relations, already fragile, have now been further destabilised by the unresolved question of who will guard the Dragon Scroll.
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Diplomatic historians will note this is the first time Tai Lung's acquisition of the Dragon Scroll has been cited as a genuine geopolitical threat.
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